Lanternfly Crushers U. Hoodie
The Spotted Lanternfly is upon us, invading our neighborhoods and destroying our gardens. Will we let our land fall? Nay! Join the Lanternfly Crushers Union! Smash their eggs, destroy their swarms, and save our future. Act now—crush them before they crush us!
Crafted with care:
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester—because who has time for shrinkage surprises?
• Air-jet spun yarn for that buttery-soft feel and virtually zero pilling.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
The Spotted Lanternfly is upon us, invading our neighborhoods and destroying our gardens. Will we let our land fall? Nay! Join the Lanternfly Crushers Union! Smash their eggs, destroy their swarms, and save our future. Act now—crush them before they crush us!
Crafted with care:
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester—because who has time for shrinkage surprises?
• Air-jet spun yarn for that buttery-soft feel and virtually zero pilling.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
The Spotted Lanternfly is upon us, invading our neighborhoods and destroying our gardens. Will we let our land fall? Nay! Join the Lanternfly Crushers Union! Smash their eggs, destroy their swarms, and save our future. Act now—crush them before they crush us!
Crafted with care:
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester—because who has time for shrinkage surprises?
• Air-jet spun yarn for that buttery-soft feel and virtually zero pilling.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
