Let’s be real, yinz. Some days—sitting in traffic on the Parkway or staring down another gray Pennsylvania morning—just feel a bit… grim. You need a hoodie that understands the vibe.
This “Life’s a BEACH” hoodie is the perfect tongue-in-cheek layer for when you’re over it but still have to leave the house. It sends a clear message and helps warn off any nebby coworkers, neighbors, or strangers before you’ve even had your coffee.
Made from a comfortable 50% cotton / 50% polyester blend, this hoodie is soft, warm, and durable enough for everyday wear—whether you’re braving the cold, running errands, or sulking stylishly through the season.
Don’t be a jagoff. Treat yourself.
Crafted with care:
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester—because who has time for shrinkage surprises?
• Air-jet spun yarn for that buttery-soft feel and virtually zero pilling.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Let’s be real, yinz. Some days—sitting in traffic on the Parkway or staring down another gray Pennsylvania morning—just feel a bit… grim. You need a hoodie that understands the vibe.
This “Life’s a BEACH” hoodie is the perfect tongue-in-cheek layer for when you’re over it but still have to leave the house. It sends a clear message and helps warn off any nebby coworkers, neighbors, or strangers before you’ve even had your coffee.
Made from a comfortable 50% cotton / 50% polyester blend, this hoodie is soft, warm, and durable enough for everyday wear—whether you’re braving the cold, running errands, or sulking stylishly through the season.
Don’t be a jagoff. Treat yourself.
Crafted with care:
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester—because who has time for shrinkage surprises?
• Air-jet spun yarn for that buttery-soft feel and virtually zero pilling.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Shipping: $5.99
